SC/ Re_B Crossover RP

"What were we just talking about before I left earlier?"

"Wait this is him?"

Luka nods and facepalms. Granted, she was kind of happy to see him now. But still.

Sam screamed, backing at least another five feet away from Kostya. "This is beyond creepy."

"Can I take the hoo-"

"Still no."

"You're the one saying that, Sam?" It IS creepy.

"I didn't know it was him!" Sam wailed, "I thought it was a freaky Pale-look-a-like!"

"Because we always pick up Pale look alikes off the side of the road?"

Tetso stands there not sure what to do.

"When someone looks exactly like your ex boyfriend from nine hundred years ago who happens to be on the other side of the world right now, yes, you pick them up off the road."

"No you don't. You call the cops."

"And tell them what exactly?" Sam asked, truly wanting to know the answer.

"Help, dis bitch is stalking me."

"Dis bitch isn't even from the same country."

"I've never been out of Russia until now," Kostya put in, sitting in a little chair with his hands in his lap as if he was about to be in trouble.

"I know, I know." Stopping a moment to smile at Kostya, she turns back to Sam. "Hypothetically speaking, that'd make the matter worse."

"Hypothetically speaking, that'd make me seem like the crazy one. He hadn't even met me." Sam pointed out, looking over at Kostya.

"Hypothetically speaking, then, you are the crazy one?" Luka had no clue where this argument was going.

"That wouldn't even make sense. Hypothetically or in reality, I didn't call the cops." Sam had no idea either, just trying to see if she could out-wit Luka.

"You both are confusing me." Kostya blurted out, staring at the two with a confused expression.

"In either case, why would you call the cops if you approached someone you didn't know and start dragging his ass somewhere?" Your turn, Sam.

"I don't know, you tell me Miss Call-The-Cops-Sam-Tell-Them-That-He's-Stalking-You." Forgot about that part, didn't you?

"Back when you thought he was Pale. If he was Pale-creeping, then call the cops. But he was just minding his own business."

"Actually, no. If it had been Pale, I would've beat the shit out of him. He does not get to stalk me." She smiled at the thought of beating Pale senseless with a crowbar, then added in, "But you're right, he was just minding his own business. So I dragged him off."

"I came willingly," Kostya pointed out.

"Why?" That was the question for Luka. Why would Sam pick up a Pale lookalike and bring him home...?

"Because usually when someone looks a lot like someone else in a past life, they're from one of our past lives. Looks like I was right, I found your husband after all."

"Fiancee." If you wanted to be technical and all. She tried staying quiet during this discussion. Last thing she needed was for Kostya to not remember Kirill, and get scarred for life by this conversation.

"Whatever. Same difference."