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Waiter
Posts : 1829 Join date : 2013-08-12 Age : 27 Location : Lost in the Lost Woods
| Subject: Re: Unnamed Re_B Topic Sun Feb 16, 2014 1:41 am | |
| Alex stares at the ground. "...wasn't the same.." | |
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Master of the Graveyard
Posts : 2287 Join date : 2013-06-25 Age : 26 Location : Graveyard
| Subject: Re: Unnamed Re_B Topic Sun Feb 16, 2014 2:04 am | |
| "How? If you could actually ask her out, then you didn't actually like her. Or, you actually like the slut and you only think that you like Sam! Either way, figure it out!" Neya nodded while she was speaking, because she was making perfect, logical points and she wasn't being bias at all. | |
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Waiter
Posts : 1829 Join date : 2013-08-12 Age : 27 Location : Lost in the Lost Woods
| Subject: Re: Unnamed Re_B Topic Sun Feb 16, 2014 2:14 am | |
| "...why not have this conversation in something other than a graveyard complete with cannibals?" Convenient conversation changer was convenient. | |
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Master of the Graveyard
Posts : 2287 Join date : 2013-06-25 Age : 26 Location : Graveyard
| Subject: Re: Unnamed Re_B Topic Sun Feb 16, 2014 2:42 am | |
| "Because until Sam gets back out here with Anne or Tet, and-dash-or Kostya and Shka show up, we're basically dead anyways." Neya wasn't going to let a subject change happen. | |
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Waiter
Posts : 1829 Join date : 2013-08-12 Age : 27 Location : Lost in the Lost Woods
| Subject: Re: Unnamed Re_B Topic Sun Feb 16, 2014 2:50 am | |
| "Eaten by myself, or questioned to death by my older sister. Decisions decisions...." Alex grumbles under his breath, rolling his eyes. | |
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Master of the Graveyard
Posts : 2287 Join date : 2013-06-25 Age : 26 Location : Graveyard
| Subject: Re: Unnamed Re_B Topic Sun Feb 16, 2014 3:18 am | |
| "I'd go with the latter. The former sounds like a real mind fuck." | |
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Waiter
Posts : 1829 Join date : 2013-08-12 Age : 27 Location : Lost in the Lost Woods
| Subject: Re: Unnamed Re_B Topic Sun Feb 16, 2014 3:20 am | |
| "Yes, but mindfuck sounds quicker and more painless." So much sassy banter. | |
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Master of the Graveyard
Posts : 2287 Join date : 2013-06-25 Age : 26 Location : Graveyard
| Subject: Re: Unnamed Re_B Topic Sun Feb 16, 2014 3:24 am | |
| Why have these two not conversed before? "Hm, yes, but then you're dead. Where would be the fun in that?" Neya paused before adding, "Plus, I'm not going to bite you like Pollo would. Much less painful." | |
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Waiter
Posts : 1829 Join date : 2013-08-12 Age : 27 Location : Lost in the Lost Woods
| Subject: Re: Unnamed Re_B Topic Sun Feb 16, 2014 3:34 am | |
| Because who knew they could have sassy banter. "Because the questions aren't killing me as quickly as I could. Besides. Imagine that shit in the afterlife: They'd be all 'Bitch how'd you die?' And I could say a miniature version of myself ate me. How many people could say that?" | |
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Master of the Graveyard
Posts : 2287 Join date : 2013-06-25 Age : 26 Location : Graveyard
| Subject: Re: Unnamed Re_B Topic Sun Feb 16, 2014 3:35 am | |
| Neya groaned, "Fuck you. Now I want Arte to eat me so I can be the baddest bitch in Hell." | |
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Waiter
Posts : 1829 Join date : 2013-08-12 Age : 27 Location : Lost in the Lost Woods
| Subject: Re: Unnamed Re_B Topic Sun Feb 16, 2014 3:37 am | |
| "Right? All those other fucking losers, dead by being shot or drug abuse or boring shit like that. Self-cannibalism, man." | |
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Master of the Graveyard
Posts : 2287 Join date : 2013-06-25 Age : 26 Location : Graveyard
| Subject: Re: Unnamed Re_B Topic Sun Feb 16, 2014 3:41 am | |
| "Not only self-cannibalism, but mini-self-cannibalism. Mini-selves who can beat the fuck out of any WWE champions on the planet." Nod nod. This makes sense. | |
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Waiter
Posts : 1829 Join date : 2013-08-12 Age : 27 Location : Lost in the Lost Woods
| Subject: Re: Unnamed Re_B Topic Sun Feb 16, 2014 3:42 am | |
| "That /is/ true. At least we have an excuse as to why a couple of midgets beat us up and ate us...?" | |
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Master of the Graveyard
Posts : 2287 Join date : 2013-06-25 Age : 26 Location : Graveyard
| Subject: Re: Unnamed Re_B Topic Sun Feb 16, 2014 3:46 am | |
| "Exactly! And, of course, we wouldn't go down without a fight. I would at least stab Arte in the eye and get a good kick in before going down." | |
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Waiter
Posts : 1829 Join date : 2013-08-12 Age : 27 Location : Lost in the Lost Woods
| Subject: Re: Unnamed Re_B Topic Sun Feb 16, 2014 3:48 am | |
| Nod nod. "But we have to let them win.' | |
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Master of the Graveyard
Posts : 2287 Join date : 2013-06-25 Age : 26 Location : Graveyard
| Subject: Re: Unnamed Re_B Topic Sun Feb 16, 2014 3:52 am | |
| "Oh, please. They'd totally win unless Sam interrupted. We wouldn't even have to hold back." Especially you, Alex. At least Neya has ninja skills. You'd just get eaten. At least Sam would avenge you? | |
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Waiter
Posts : 1829 Join date : 2013-08-12 Age : 27 Location : Lost in the Lost Woods
| Subject: Re: Unnamed Re_B Topic Sun Feb 16, 2014 3:56 am | |
| Actually, both of them have the physical capabilities of the two, I think. "I wouldn't even attempt to win. Fuvk that." | |
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Master of the Graveyard
Posts : 2287 Join date : 2013-06-25 Age : 26 Location : Graveyard
| Subject: Re: Unnamed Re_B Topic Sun Feb 16, 2014 4:29 am | |
| ...Fuvk, indeed, Alex. If you have super-strength. Tet's dead. My money's on Alex now. "Why not?" | |
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Waiter
Posts : 1829 Join date : 2013-08-12 Age : 27 Location : Lost in the Lost Woods
| Subject: Re: Unnamed Re_B Topic Sun Feb 16, 2014 6:25 am | |
| Innocent shrug. "If I'm not eaten, none of that happens." Because logic. | |
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Master of the Graveyard
Posts : 2287 Join date : 2013-06-25 Age : 26 Location : Graveyard
| Subject: Re: Unnamed Re_B Topic Sun Feb 16, 2014 7:06 am | |
| "Yeah, but if you're eaten without an awesome battle, you're not badass." Neya pointed out, because logic. | |
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Waiter
Posts : 1829 Join date : 2013-08-12 Age : 27 Location : Lost in the Lost Woods
| Subject: Re: Unnamed Re_B Topic Sun Feb 16, 2014 7:59 am | |
| "Very true. Okay. Awesome battle, then I lose." | |
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Master of the Graveyard
Posts : 2287 Join date : 2013-06-25 Age : 26 Location : Graveyard
| Subject: Re: Unnamed Re_B Topic Sun Feb 16, 2014 8:39 am | |
| "There you go. Much more digified." | |
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Waiter
Posts : 1829 Join date : 2013-08-12 Age : 27 Location : Lost in the Lost Woods
| Subject: Re: Unnamed Re_B Topic Sun Feb 16, 2014 10:45 am | |
| "We'll go down like men!" Manry men. The manriest. Even though Neya's a fucking woman. Alex-logic. | |
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Master of the Graveyard
Posts : 2287 Join date : 2013-06-25 Age : 26 Location : Graveyard
| Subject: Re: Unnamed Re_B Topic Sun Feb 16, 2014 5:10 pm | |
| "Strong warriors!" Because Neya's a fucking woman and she'd rather be compared to Mulan than a man. | |
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Waiter
Posts : 1829 Join date : 2013-08-12 Age : 27 Location : Lost in the Lost Woods
| Subject: Re: Unnamed Re_B Topic Sun Feb 16, 2014 6:13 pm | |
| "...how about neither of you die and let's just leave it at that." Luka had tuned back in to the weird side of the conversation. | |
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