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"Fail. She really didn't think that shit through, did she?" Anne sighs.

"I swear, that kid is smart and dumb as fuck at the same time." Luka points out.

"She's such a genius that she's stupid," Sam commented, shaking her head. Kina could figure out almost anything, but she didn't think about what sharing that information would do. That's how a true genius thinks, which is why Sam always calls Jailbait stupid.

"So that's why we're going to the Theater. To take shit before the black people steal it." Luka explains, going back to throwing the ping pong ball at the wall.

"Enough with the ping pong ball! Where's Ella?"

To make a point, Luka keeps playing with the ping pong ball. "I think she went to a movie with Jak."

Sam was about to shove the ping pong ball down Luka's throat. "....Really?"

"I think?" Luka looks around, then shrugs. "I remember Jak asking her to a movie, then she wasn't here." Wasn't like it was her job to keep track of her friend or anything.

A blonde walked down the stairs and shook her head, "Nah, she's on a date with Kostya. They went to get leeks." Neya was just a bitch and wanted to see how Luka would react to Kostya and Ella being on a date.

"I KNEW THEY LIKED EACH OTHER!" Sam yelled, grinning. For once, she was right. Okay, so not really but still.

"Mm. So that's where they went." Psht. You guys were so slow. You already missed her little episode about that. She was chill now. No more overreactions today.

Neya swore under her breath. Sam shrugged, "I won't interupt them. I can't believe she's finally dating! She's growing up so slow, but she's just crossed a big milestone, gaah! Let's go before I try to stalk them."

Luka shrugs. "Alright then. Let's go." She still hadn't seemed to leave bored mode again, but at least she'd stopped with the ping pong ball?

"Lead the way," Sam was glad about the ping pong ball, because she really would've shoved it down Luka's throat.

"ONWARDS! FOR REAL THIS TIME!" Seriously. Someone scream moodswing. Or something. The witch led the group out the door, and back toward the forest they'd gone into to retrieve the mirrors.

Alex shrugs helplessly and follows, since Anne seemed all into this plan as well. Might as well keep her from getting eaten, right?

Sam, because I wanted her to, screamed, "MOODSWINGS.~"

"You're one to talk!" Not looking backwards, Luka kept leading her odd little chain of people to the forest.

"Never said I wasn't!" Sam grinned. WOOO! DUCKLING LINE.~ Waddlewaddlewaddle.

Their thoughts on the same train as Arex's, the twins were at the back of the line making duck noises. Because both of them are morons and they're bored and need entertainment.

Sam turned at looked at them, "Why are you quacking?"

"Because we're bored." Alex supplies. "...and she's leading us like ducks. The only thing we're missing is the fact we're not ducks...and we're not waddling." Anne adds, shrugging.

"I really wish I had some beaks and feathers right now, you do not understand"

"Why?" Both twins looked confused.

"Then you can be real ducklings and it'd make this so much better."

"Man, if I was a duck, my life would be awesome. Nothing ever happens to ducks." Alex points out. Of course he wants to be a fucking duck.

"Turducken." Sam pointed out, since having a chicken stuffed up your butt and then being stuffed up a turkey's but didn't sound pleasant. In fact, it sounded horrible.

"Duck dynasty," Neya put in. Yes, she watched the show. Yes, she liked it. Why? She loves making fun of redneck hicks.

"I stand corrected. Bad shit happens to ducks. But do ducks have to worry about following a bipolar as hell crazy witch to a theater guarded by cannibals...?" Alex points out, gesturing toward Luka in the lead of their little line. "It depends. Do ducks have witches?" Anne pipes up. She seemed to be awfully chill about relearning this stuff. Granted, after her initial freak out, she was okay with all the sin stuff in the first instance of learning it. Relearning wasn't going to scar her for life....hopefully. Just roll with it.