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"My name is Temple, actually. And I still don't see what this has to do with anything." Temple didn't take kindly to being called stupid. He really wasn't. He just didn't think about things like that. A lot of people in the world are named Charity and Chastity. It wasn't that unusual.


"Sure, why not." Let's change the subject! Alex liked that idea. Luka looks toward Sam, interested, and Anne props her head on her hand to listen as well.

Jak kind of just appeared out of nowhere. Like he wasn't there one second and then the next he was just standing there looking exhausted.

Shka groaned, "I'm going to shoot myself in the foot, Pale, take over."
Pale nodded and went straight for the target, "Virtues, those who were put on this world to prevent sin. Sin, those who were made from one woman's idiotic and psychotic mistake. They've done countless things to make the world an awful place. That graveyard you were at? The blue haired moron made it. One of the blondes burned an entire race because one of them wronged her. The red bitch? She used to eat people for breakfast. Literally. It's your job, as virtues, to get rid of them. That's why you hate them so much."

Sam went to Neya's bed, pulling the blonde's laptop out of her suitcase and bringing it over to the couch. She set it on the coffee table and sat down in front of it, crossing her legs as she went. "Who wants to go first?"

"Well that's pretty fucking awful. Now how the hell are we supposed to stop all that evil shit from happening?" I'm sorry, but Temp was kind of scared, now. He shouldn't have expected less from a meeting in a shady alley. But seriously. Steep learning curve, here.


Crickets from the twins and Luka, except Anne, who felt like pointing out, "Well, we found Jak."

"Is it just me or did he..Ow..Just appear from nowhere?" Kina says but flinches mid sentece from a wave of pain from her headache that came with the hangover.

"You. Were. Put. On. This. World. To. Stop. Sin." Pale said slowly, trying to make Temple understand. He looked at Cassie, but she hid behind Temple, and Kenny wasn't even listening. "It's in your nature to stop them. You just know how. Plus, you have us." He looked over at Shka and smiled. Gag.

"Jak first? Really, Anne? Thought you'd want to know what your husband was up to."

"That wasn't a suggestion. That was a statement. We were missing Jak earlier. Now he's here." Anne grumbles irritably. "As for Tet, he couldn't have been doing anything that awful." Nothing worse than raiding McDonalds and breaking out of jail, right? Silly Anne. So naive.

"One last problem. Who the hell are you? And I swear to God, if you say something cheesy, I'm out." Temp was starting to nod, understanding.

Tetso kind of just hides for fear of Neya and Anne's wrath.

"Shka's here because she wants to save her brother from the pink one, I'm here because the red bit..." Pale was a fucking first-class actor. "I'm here because I want their evil out of this world. Forever."

"Well then. Tet it is."

Oh shit. Tet, you better start thinking of ways to dig yourself out of this one.

"So there's nothing coming out of this for you guys besides the goodness of your hearts?" Temp was getting less suspicious.

"Well, Shka gets her brother back at the end of this. I get to finally move on with my life. The rest of the world is save. I think that's a pretty good deal for all parties." Pale replied with a shrug.

Sam saw just one image of Fembama and clicked to Jak's video. "Tet's camera broke. This is why we can't have nice things. Anne, be careful at the wedding."

"There won't be much on mine. Someone deleted a lot of it." Jak slaid not telling all the truth since it was government officals who delted everything except jak flying over vegas on a flying squirrel suit.

"That sounds like a fair deal. Guys?" Temple was nodding, looking back at his friends.

"You're not touching the camera, Tet." Yeah, your ass just got saved, dude.

"Sorry. The adam in me got curious and yeah.." Tetsoya says putting his head down in shame.

"I hate both of you! You're annoying as fuck. Stop messing with my cameras. Both of you, automatic fail." Sam growled at the two brothers, switching over to Kyo's feed, "I swear to god if this has a bunch of girl's skirts, I will rip you to shreds."

"If you think it's a good idea, yeah." Cassie replied, while Kenny just shrugged. He was on the fence about this.

Kyo's video consists of him being slapped by thousands of girls.

Sam grinned, "Can someone make popcorn? This is awesome. Luka, take notes on which ones hurt the most, you'll need the information."
Kostya looked like he wanted to rip Kyo to shreds.

"I'd help." Luka offers, nodding. She really would. We just need to...stop letting the guys use cameras. None of them get any video.

"Worth a shot. At the very least, we get rid of a few assholes." Temple shrugs, agreeing.

Cassie nodded, while Kenny said nothing.

Sam laughed, "Oh! That one looked like it burned. I'm saving this video for when I'm depressed." Kostya was just looking at Kyo, thinking about the multiple ways he could kill the guy, just with items in this room.

"We're in." Temp confirms, nodding.

Anne was looking at the video now, trying not to laugh. "Not sure if I should laugh my ass off, or fear for his life."

From the look Luka was giving him, I'd say fear for his life.

Sam shrugged, "I'd kill him if I knew that Luka was actually hurt by this. I think she's just angry. Although, this is the perfect excuse for Kostya to kill him. Do both. Fear for his life and laugh your ass off, because this is hilarious." Sam paused, "Oh my god, is that girl going to kis--OH! THAT LOOKED LIKE IT BROKE SOMETHING, KYO!"

"Great." Pale smiled, while Shka still looked like she wanted to shoot herself in the foot. It took way too long.

So yeah. Anne cracks up. That one really did look like it hurt. "How do you still have a face?" She asks, looking up at the purple haired man.

Kyo shrugged with a bruised black, blue, and red face.

Anne just laughs even harder. Compared to his night, hers seemed great.

"Tet, Jak, Kyo saved your asses. He made me not want to kill you both. You owe him big." Sam laughed as she clicked on to Ella's feed.