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Sam wasn't going to be sober until she got food, water and sleep. She was completely drunk, out of her mind drunk, really. Honest drunk too, because of reasons. "You know, I used to think about my mother. About the kind of person she was. I knew she worked at a museum when she was in high school. I thought she was a good person. Turns out: She's a broken crayon. Annoying, useless, trash. Like, she wouldn't even be a good crayon to use. She'd be the color of vomit. Speaking of which..." Sam knelt down near a bush. breathing deeply. She stood there for a few more seconds before shaking her head, "Nope, I'm good." She popped back up happily and continued on, before taking about five steps and throwing up again. She just wailed, "What in the name of lumbercrack!?"

Neya looked up at Raisa and glared, "Don't get snarky with him! Only Sam, Luka and I can be snarky with him! That's our job, not yours! And I am not a that, I am a person and you need to respect that, goddamnit. Kostya,, set me down so I can smack this girl back to Atlanta with the other hillbilly porn viruses!" She wiggled out of Kostya's grip and managed to save her face by doing a half-hearted handstand that led to her using her drunken ninja skills to ball up and somersault out of toppling over. She popped back up and pointed at Raisa, "Hello, my name is Neya Ryuu-Lucifen. You killed my father. Prepare to die." Kostya looked over at her and wondered how in her drunken state, she was quoting old movies.

Ella whined, "But Anne! I don't want to save the bunbuns without you! Please? We can get a gift for Tetso! He'd like a dog, right? And you could get a gift for Sam, too! She likes dogs too, though. Chubby's getting old. She needs a condolence dog, Anne! She really does! Chubby's butt might explode!" Her eyes went wide at this, nodding like it was the most serious matter on earth right now.

Alex raises an eyebrow. "...lumbercrack?" Yes, out of everything she said, he questioned lumbercrack. "I think she'd be more like a white crayon, though. Who in the hell ever seriously uses those things?" He starts dragging the woman to a bakery. She needed food.

"Hillbilly...wait, what now?"

"...I'm sure Tet and Sam like dogs. But I think they'd like a stolen dog a lot less than like...one we paid for. Or found." Yeah, have fun trying to talk sense into her, Anne. Good luck.

Sam paused before saying, "I meant lumberhack. No, no, lumbermack? Oh! I know! Lumberknack! I think. I don't know. Lumberfackin' hell." Well then. She yawned slightly and added, "I used the white crayon when I had black paper, or on dark blue paper when I had to draw a winter scene in first grade. My dad has it on his wall in his room, even now." Leon was a hoarder.

"Hillbilly porn virus. Hickville smut disease. The redneck of all explicit infections." Neya could go on for days, but Kostya decided to shove a Christmas stocking in her mouth. When she spit it out, Kostya just shoved tinsel back in. She wasn't going to win this battle, they both knew it. So, she stood there with silver tinsel hanging out of her mouth while glaring daggers at Kostya.

"But they'd absolutely love saved dogs! We would save them, along with the bunbuns! Come on, don't tell me you don't want a pet! Or, at least, to sick some cats onto Luka and Kostya to freak them out." Who are you and what the hell have you done to Ella. This plan has a good side and a bad side, and Ella is pointed out and supporting both holy crap even I'm amazed at drunk!Ella.

Goat was fuckin' hiding his ass already, because Sam looked maaaaaaaahhhaaaaaaad. Sam, however, got confused again. "Wait. Pale? Pale's here? The fuck? I thought that was Kostya. Wait. What the fuck has been going on?" She really needed to sober up.

Ella held her cheek, eyes widening in shock. Her mouth dropped open before the rage set in. Oh yeah. Ella was going to rage. "I have done everything I possibly can to always be nice to you. You are not Getel, I didn't take you away from your mother. I am not even completely Eve. I have never done anything wrong to you! Not once! Not even when you thought I was! I was, and still am, demisexual. Yes, I know the correct term for it and everything. There had not been one time where I felt anything but platonic for your precious fiance. He is the one who chased after me, and you are the one who decided to burn down an entire people just to find me. I have never, not once, held that against you. Not once. But I am done. I am done acting like you can be some selfish, little blonde bully all the time to me and me being so oblivious to it! I am not that stupid! I know that you hate me, okay? I have done everything in my power to make sure that it was clear that Tetso was only my friend! It will stay that way as well, because that is all he is. I don't love anyone like that. The only thing close is---" She paused and took a breath, "---None of your business. Now, you had no reason to hit me, there was nothing. I was trying to save animals, Anne! Little animals! I don't care how you feel, or how your head is, you do not hit me. No one does. Sam didn't even let the guy she had a love-hate relationship with for nine hundred years hurt me." She dropped her hand from her cheek and crossed her arms, "We're done. I will be going to your wedding, because I've known Tetso since I was ten years old and he will always be my friend, but I've given you chance after chance after chance. The one time that we actually hang out together, that we actually try to be real friends, you hit me. That is completely unacceptable and I will not be around it." Ella shook her head, "I really, really wanted to be your friend, Anne. I wanted to say that you were different now. You destroyed this yourself." And with that, Ella walked away.

That confused Anne. Greatly. Her slapping Ella had nothing to do with anything past this life. Anything past the last thirty minutes, to be honest. She just had a headache and Ella was being loud, so she slapped her. In her mind, that was a normal response. Ella's response was...not normal. Damn. She wasn't even sure she hated Ella. She thought she didn't. So she just kind of blinked, trying to figure out what the hell just happened.

"I...really have no idea. I saw Kostya, your mother, and Pale. And Kostya handed me the goat. I didn't ask questions." One does not simply ask why a goat is handed to them, or try to solve the situation behind it.

I don't even know like damn what the fuck did I do.

"I'm so confused, tonight has been way too crazy, even for us." At least someone said it.

I don't even know lol.

"Amen." That's all the blonde had to say about this. Amen. Sam could not have said a truer thing that night.

"LET'S GO GET KICKED OUT OF A CASINO!" Sam declared, picking up the goat and running off. Alrighty then.

Ella stopped once she got about a block away. She looked around and tilted her head, "What's going on?"
Kostya ran into her, Neya was over his shoulder. He let out a sigh of relief, "Hey, you're okay."

"YEAH!" Alex was totally on board with this. Following the redhead and his new trusty goat, he went to go get kicked out of a casino. Adventuuuure.

Sam stopped outside the closest one and asked the goat, "What do you think? Robbery? Hitting a machine? Cheating? Breaking shit?" So many ways to get kicked out.

Alex looked at the goat for a reply. Were they seriously asking a goat's opinion on how to get blacklisted from a casino? Yes. Yes they were. That goat is smart as hell.

Jak walks down the street across from Ella and right as he is about to wave a van drives by and stops right infront of him. A couple of people hop out and drug him as they pull him into the van. The van pulls off leaving no trace that Jak was there a second ago unless he was seen by ella.

"Well now that, that is over with shall we continue?" Gregor asks Raisa once he relaxes from being kissed by neya. "Also I can't stand Pale as well." He says before heading up to the alter.

Ella stared across the street, wondering if she just had a hallucination about Jak. So, naturally, she turned to Kostya, "Did you see that or do I really need to sober up?"
Kostya coughed, "I think we both need to sober up, but yes, I saw that."
Ella turned back to the spot where Jak was and flipped out, "OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO SAVE HIM, NEYA WAKE UP NOW! PLEASE! JAK'S BEEN KIDNAPPED, NEYA! BE THE BETTER SPY! SAVE HIM!" Because Ella knew there was no way in hell she could save Jak.

While according to Ella's thoughts he was kidnapped. In reality this was partof the plan to try and find the location that the weapon is being stored at.

Since I need to do something with Luka once on this incredibly fucked over night, and Anne is out of commission and I forget what Alex and Raisa are doing, she was there to see Jak get kidnapped. However, instead of trying to calm Ella down, or do anything to save Jak, she blinks and watches the car drive off, confused. "Okay...did anyone else just see that car abduct him...?"

Well how in hell would Ella know that when you see your friend get shoved into a van you automatically thing kidnapping. Neya looked up from sleeping on Kostya and said, "I don't think he's worth much, they'll let him go later, let me sleep." Such a great sort-of-sister.
Kostya looked at Anne, "Ella and I literally just said that we did."

You mean Luka?

Luka blinks. "I wasn't paying attention." True story. Her attention span was absorbed in watching a van carry off their friend.

SHIT KOSTYA WOULDN'T SAY THAT TO LUKA SHIT.

MAGICAL TIMESKIP OF MAGIC

So Alex wakes up the next morning with a massive hangover. Like, the room was spinning. Shit. He closes his eyes, hoping the spinning would chill the fuck out. Nope. But at least he didn't see the spinning. That helped a little bit.

Anne was still knocked the fuck out on the couch. She was just...passed out.

Same for Luka. She was completely out of it. Alex is just an early riser or some shit.

Sam opened her eyes and, much like Alex, the room was spinning. She looked to her left and, in her eyes, there was a goat eating her underwear while dancing around her head. Not only was it irritating, but it was highly confusing. She groaned slightly and sat up, trying to remember the night before. She decided looking around wasn't the best idea and closed her eyes as she picked up the phone and whispered, "Room Service. Eggs. Bacon. Toast. Food. Lots of it. Juice, also lots of juice. Mostly food. ASAP. Sooner than ASAP."

Ella was using Kostya's lap as a pillow while using Luka and Anne as a bed. Kostya was just too nice to move, and was probably the most sober and awake one there.

Neya was no where in sight. You don't wanna know where she is.

Luka and Anne probably would have protested, but neither of them knew. Ella would probably get her ass kicked by Anne when she was back to normal.

Alex lets out a groan, then curls up into a tiny little Alex-ball, covering his head with a pillow. He didn't even notice the underwear eating goat. He was too busy dying. Or what felt like it.

Ella doesn't even really know what she's doing. She just fell asleep there.

Sam finally decided to look around and had to smiled when she saw Alex then once she saw the couch, she had to suppress a laugh. She put a hand to her head and went to look for coffee but once she was up and remembered that she had order room service, she decided to see if the mini bar had anything left over. Whimpering after double checking that the min-fridge was completely empty, she closed her eyes again to try to figure out what to do.

"I recommend just dying. That's what I'm in the middle of doing." Alex mumbles helpfully, his voice muffled from under the pillow. "Dying sounds nice right now." Really nice. Right now, it felt like he was being stabbed in the head repeatedly.

Sam was about to make it worse by screaming bloody murder. Once she had opened her eyes and saw a goat directly in her face, it was hard not to. This scream made Kostya jump up and Ella roll onto the floor. The girl still didn't get up.